The Urinal called.

I got a letter from our local rag wanting me to resubscribe. They are offering a year (104 issues) for 25 dollars. I haven’t subscribed since they had home delivery over a decade ago. They must be desperate enough to do anything except put news in a newspaper. The paper is so bad even getting it for free is a ripoff. I have stayed away from the urinal office for five years. I need to give them a piece of my mind.