Fleas Love Your Dog

At Wally World the canned music is a constant even on overnights. The last two nights have had Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad”. One of my former coworkers at the bottled water company told us about his sister-in-law who thought he was singing “Fleas Love Your Dog”. Yes she was blonde. I thought he might be joking, but his brother-in-law who also worked there confirmed the story. Twenty-five years later Fleas Love Your Dog is still an earworm that arrives every Thanksgiving and doesn’t leave until after New Year’s Day.