I just got to sleep this morning when I heard a buzzing sound. After about 30 seconds, I realized it was my phone and I had never been called since I bought the phone around Christmas. After figuring out how to answer it, a “representative” from “Bank of Americurr’ called asking about some deposits. I actually had an account with Bank of America until they pulled out of rural Kansas a decade ago.
Since this bastard had ruined my day, I decided to return the favor and string him out for as long as I possibly could. Unfortunately he was one of the few scammers who could take no for an answer and hung up immediately. I spent the rest of the day trying to get my eight hours of sleep one nap at a time.
Footyfried 