News is supposed to be new

Our local rag, known as the Urinal, is a twice a week paper. It comes out Tuesday and Friday each week. The Kansas all classes state track meet was held last Friday and Saturday. Were there any results in the Tuesday edition? NOooo… That’s OK, the weekly Chronicle will come out tomorrow and not only have the results, but have more complete coverage. Unfortunately, the weekly paper beating the weakly paper is a common occurence.