Suspects dropping like flies

At work last night, two of our recent hires did not show up last night. One of them did not even bother to call in. To make things worse, two of our longer time coworkers went home at lunchtime. Needless to say with our no overtime edict from on high, the shelves were not completely stocked. Fortunately, tonight is our slowest night of the week and we can catch up.