weeding out the help – Page 3

Hemroid Harry

At Wally World we had a worker throw a hissy fit last week and walk out in the middle of his shift because management wanted him to work. This morning another worker decided to wander around the store instead of doing what he was told. The night before, the big boss had to tell anotherContinue reading “Hemroid Harry”

Fleas Love Your Dog

At Wally World the canned music is a constant even on overnights. The last two nights have had Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad”. One of my former coworkers at the bottled water company told us about his sister-in-law who thought he was singing “Fleas Love Your Dog”. Yes she was blonde. I thought he might beContinue reading “Fleas Love Your Dog”

Weeding out the help, Part 2

At the bottled water company I worked for in Phoenix, we told our temps “If you can’t be productive,be busy. If you can’t be busy, look busy.”. One of the tricks we used was to walk around with a piece of paper in our hands like we were reading it. One of our temps caughtContinue reading “Weeding out the help, Part 2”